sleepovers when i’m 10: omg guys we’re going to sTAY UP ALL NIGHT AND PARTY!!!!
sleepovers when i’m 15: if you fucking make a sound after midnight you’re leaving
"what would the founding fathers think if they could see America today"
probably something extremely racist
"who let all these niggers out and let them read??!?!!?"
"You guys don’t just throw your buckets of shit out into the street every morning?"